February 23, 2012
the Crazies unite against demonic creatures called “Girl Scouts”

this man, state representative bob morris of indiana, thinks that the girl scouts are "a radicalized organization" of lesbians and abortionists.

thank you bob morris, for working hard to solve the nation’s most pressing and urgent problems by targeting GIRL SCOUTS.

and a special shout out to one special, very neighborly good samaritan in virginia, who, upon opening her door to find a 10-year-old girl scout selling their infamous devilcookies (seriously, those things are seductively delicious), informed the child: "we don’t support girl scouts because they support abortion, which kills babies." 

it’s always a winning strategy to target children, particularly the girl scouts of america with their ominous mission statement that “all girls should be given the opportunity to develop physically, mentally, and spiritually.”

but seriously: what is wrong people when politicians target the girl scouts in culture wars? the girl scouts works to empower young girls of all ethnic and socioeconomic backgrounds, to help them self-actualize and realize their potential, and to teach them to be active members of society. the girl scouts are also CHILDREN.

i’m embarrassed for you.

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